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Title: Going Straight
Author:

blindmadness
Word Count: 1248
Pairing: Mostly gen, but some mention of past Angelina/Monroe
Rating: PG-13 for some allusions to sex-like pasttimes
Fandom: Grimm
Summary/Notes: Written for this prompt on the Grimm kink meme. Basically, the process of Monroe's reformation to a big not-so-bad wolf.

( It doesn't get easier. It's never going to be easy. He's going to be working on it until the day he dies. )

Title: The (After) Life Of The Party
Author:

blindmadness
Word Count: 10340
Pairing: In order of appearance: Gabe Saporta/Vicky-T Asher, sort of pre-Alex Suarez/alwaysagirl!Ryland Blackinton, pre-Gerard Way/Lyn-Z Ballato, Ryan Ross/Keltie Colleen, Spencer Smith/Haley SOMETHING (with briefly-mentioned offscreen Jon Walker/Cassie SOMETHINGELSE, Brendon Urie/Joe Trohman, and alluded-to Tom Conrad/Sean Van Vleet), Pete Wentz/Mikey Way, and Patrick Stump/Greta Salpeter
Rating: PG-13, for cursing and brief sex references.
Fandom/'Verse: Bandom; college AU
Summary: The aftermath of a famous Pete Wentz Party on the campus of an unnamed college; six intertwined ficlets in one 'verse.
Notes: This is for

lessthangreat's birthday and it's three weeks late -- it's also much, much longer than any of the other birthdayfics I wrote, which I feel kind of guilty for. /o\ But I have always, always wanted to write a college AU -- and, as I told

burgaw just the other day, the only thing I love more than college AUs are multiple fics within the same college AU 'verse -- and this was just so much fun to do. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, JERI, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY. ♥♥

The picture prompts I received for the fics are linked in the subtitles of each one -- you can probably see where I got some of them, while some are a little more obscure. Fic betaed by the amazing and wonderful

peridium! ♥ (Subtitle of the fic also stolen from her assessment of the pairings involved! Name of alwaysagirl!Ryland stolen from

chmclfairytales because I never could have come up with it on my own. ♥)

( Everyone knows that Pete Wentz's parties, to put it bluntly, fucking /rock/. )

Title: Smythmalion (i'd put a statue of myself upon the shelf)
Author:

blindmadness
Word Count: 7000
Pairing: Jon Walker/Spencer Smith
Rating: Probably about PG-13 for cursing and mentions of sex
Fandom/'Verse: Bandom; Pygmalion and Galatea AU
Summary: Every single person in the world who's ever created the perfect man, even in their minds, and wished he could be real, Spencer thinks darkly, is seriously lucky that no one exists to grant their wishes. Boy sculpts statue, statue comes to life, boy develops crush on statue-turned-boy, boy freaks the fuck out about how awkward his life is.
Notes: As always, much thanks and love to

e5chat for being the crazy amazing enablers that they are (<33333); also many thanks to

lessthangreat and

peridium for betaing. :D ♥ This fic (being the first real bandom fic I ever started, omg) has fueled a new desire for me to fuse my dorkiness about Greek mythology and my love for bandom, so definitely look for more like this once I think of what to do next. \o/

( And then it hits Spencer again, past the vague embarrassment of finding his statue attractive -- his statue's alive, breathing, talking, playing the fucking /bass/, and he sort of feels like fainting again. )

Title: It Might Last For Life
Author:

blindmadness
Word Count: 2864
Pairing: David Cook/alwaysagirl!Michael Johns
Rating: PG-13, I think? Mostly for language.
Fandom/'Verse: American Idol; We Start And End As One-'verse
Summary: Half an hour later, Michelle's cell phone rings. She dives for it, then pulls back, trying to pretend she hasn't -- then figures she's lost all claims to dignity two voicemails ago and dives for it again.
Author's Note: Okay, this one takes some explaining. It's based in the universe of the epic alwaysagirl!Michael fic I'm going to write one day in which, after drunk!top 24 week!sex, there is a pregnancy. There isn't yet proper David/Michael at this point in the timeline (yes, it takes place last Tuesday night). I don't know if this fits into the actual timeline of the fic yet, but I wanted to play with the 'verse a little.

( Michelle is, for a moment, tempted to reply with, 'That was my first thought, actually, but now that I really consider it, I decided that the best possible way to round my night off was with underage sex.' )

Title: Untitled
Author:

blindmadness
Word Count: 418
Characters: Anthony J. Crowley and him alone! Unless you count him/sin as a pairing.
Rating: Uh, a good PG-13, probably.
Fandom/'Verse: Good Omens
Summary: Written in August of '05 and the last of the catch-up fics.
Warning: Uh, strip clubs?

( The pride was evident in the motions of each dancer; confidence skyrocketed as alcohol flowed more and more freely. )

Titles: None
Author:

blindmadness
Fandom/'Verse: Harry Potter; spoilers for HBP.
Characters/Pairing: Tobias Snape, Eileen Prince, and Severus Snape; Tobias/Eileen, in an angsty bad-marriage way.
Rating: PG-13ish?
Summary: A series of drabbles/drabbles-and-a-fraction centering around Severus, Eileen, and Tobias Snape; written to count down to the release of HBP. Canon created by

dizmo,

peridium and myself, respectively, for

desperatefans.
Warning: HBP spoilers.

( Malice drove him to break his vows. Terror drove her to keep hers. 136 words. )

( Severus never found out who had murdered his father; that was probably for the best. 136 words. )

( Severus Snape knew that he would never marry. 180 words. )

( It was the first time since their wedding that he had looked at her with a smile in his eyes. It would be the last. 156 words. )

( His voice would get louder, his movements more violent, and he would strike his terrified wife even harder. 144 words. )

( Eileen knew she was weak; Tobias had beat the knowledge into her. 166 words. )

( No one ever knew the truth about Tobias Snape. 100 words. )

( As an adult, Severus still awoke in the middle of the night with fear and cold fury clawing at his throat. 155 words. )

( The voices of the dead haunted Severus Snape. 118 words. )

( It took him a while to form words; when they came, they were honest and emphatic, truer than any eulogy. 158 words. )

( Tobias Snape was dead. Of this Severus was certain. 100 words. )

( Severus Snape wished he could forget his father. 118 words. )

Title: Of Philosophy, Sobriety, Intoxication, Talent, Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and How The World Got Lucky
Author:

blindmadness
Word Count: 1095
Pairing: Famine/Ford Prefect
Rating: Er, PG, probably. Maybe PG-13 for alcohol?
Fandom/'Verse: Good Omens/H2G2 crossover
Summary: For

dreamyoudeny; written in June of '05 and not bad, really, apart from some liberties with characterization.

( He was on his fourth one at the moment. Or perhaps it was his eighth. Memory tended to blur after the third. (Or the seventh.) )