Title: In Which There Is Black Coffee, An Annoyed Apocalyptic Personification, Contamination by Another Name, Biscotti, and an Idealist In A Coffeehouse
Author: blindmadness
Word Count: 914
Characters/Pairing: Famine, the NCG (Nameless Coffeehouse Guy), and Pollution; mentions of Famine/Pollution near the end.
Rating: PG?
Fandom/'Verse: Good Omens; vague desperatefans influence
Summary: Written in July of '05. The NCG is still one of my favourite OCs.

( It is a well-known fact of life that you should never let an idealist work at a coffeehouse. It's only asking for trouble, really. )